The Total Tragedy of a Girl Named Hamlet by Erin Dionne has 290 pages. It is definitely a tragedy. Hamlet Kennedy is starting eighth grade..............with her seven year old genius sister, Desdemona or Dezzie. Dezzie is almost ready for college she just needed one more course. The way things are going so far:
-Hamlet has a secret admirer making her oragami pigs
-Shes flunking pre-al
-Her sister is more popular than she is
-Hamlet has an unwanted Shakespeare talent
-She has to go to the counseler
- Her parents are coming to her english class in full on Elizabethan attire to embarass her
-Saber and Mauri are using Dezzie
-Things are awkward between her and her bff Ty
-Her parents have completely forgotten about her
If these are the highlights she's in big trouble! Will Hamlet ever figure out who is sending her the pigs?
-K.C.
-Ty
-Carter
Will eighth grade ever be normal for Hamlet?